So it turns out I do like cider. It just has to be proper traditional dry / medium cider and not the terrible sugar filled flavoured modern shite.
A bit dangerous tho, this Thatchers Vintage is 8.3% and goes down fast.
@mattwilcox sounds like you need to give Henry Westons Vintage Reserve a try.
The sugary Swedish and Kiwi crap is best avoided, they're basically alchopops.
Time for a cuppa... Earl Grey please!