Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

The schedule for PGDay UK 2024 is published! Did you get your ticket already?

#PGDayUK #PGEU #PostgreSQL #Conference #London

https://pgday.uk/events/pgdayuk2024/schedule/

So, if you ask me what my takeaway from the Crowdstrike issue is, I'd say: boot counting/boot assessment/automatic fallback should really be a MUST for today's systems. *Before* you invoke your first kernel you need have tracking of boot attempts and a logic for falling back to older versions automatically. It's a major shortcoming that this is not default behaviour of today's distros, in particular commercial ones.

Of course systemd has supported this for a long time:

https://systemd.io/AUTOMATIC_BOOT_ASSESSMENT/

KIT KAT wins the internet today

Let's cut the bullshit and spell out a few things. The IT security industry is about as trustworthy as the food supplement and vitamin industry, but somehow they escaped the same reputation. Their products are overwhelmingly based on flawed ideas, and the quality of their software is exceptionally bad. And while not everyone will agree with the harshness of my words, I'll say this: Essentially everyone in IT security who knows anything in principle knows this.

Ah yes, let's ship a kernel driver that parses update files that are pushed globally simultaneously to millions of users without progressive staging, and let's write it in a memory unsafe language so it crashes if an update is malformed, and let's have no automated boot recovery mechanism to disable things after a few failed boots. What could possibly go wrong?

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Programmers using LLMs:

I type in a comment and poof, new code appears! I am productive.

Programmers not using LLMs (like me):

I sometimes re-type code carefully that's similar to what's already in the codebase because the act of typing it out helps me bond with the concepts I'm expressing in code.

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The thing is, we're not just arguing about tools.

*We're arguing about how to be artists.*

My code is the same as my music, photography, and writing.

Why are you outsourcing your art?

We renamed the #PathToCitusCon monthly #podcast & the new name is #TalkingPostgres!

If you're already subscribed, everything should just work. & if you've not yet listened to the podcast about #PostgreSQL, maybe it's time? People say they like it 🙏 & that makes me happy, will keep making it useful & interesting ❤️

Boosts appreciated...

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/azure-database-for-postgresql/say-hello-to-the-talking-postgres-podcast/ba-p/4186111
#Postgres #community #OpenSource #Microsoft #database

You can join us for the next LIVE recording of the #TalkingPostgres #podcast (Ep17, formerly called #PathToCitusCon), with a parallel live text chat (it's fun!) 👋

🗓️ Wed July 10 @ 10:00am PDT
🎙️ Guest: the awesome Pino de Candia (& former co-host)
✅ Topic: Podcasting about Postgres
📣 Cal invite w/instructions on how to join the Discord: https://aka.ms/TalkingPostgres-Ep17-cal

#discord #OpenSource #community #PostgreSQL #Postgres #database #Microsoft

The final countdown! Our #CfP closes in 12 hours from now! Get all your talk proposals in or be square 🟦: https://2024.pgday.nl/call-for-papers/

Vague subtoot:
The aversion to “politics” is a pathology of the tech scene. It's an extension of our denigration of “soft skills”.

Politics describes the process by which a group of two or more people make decisions.

Rejecting a PR to make documentation language gender-neutral is a political decision. Accepting such a PR is a political decision.

But! Accepting or rejecting a PR that adds a command line option is also a political decision! The difference is that this sort of PR is¹ less contentious.

¹: probably! There are plenty of examples of extremely contentious PRs.

Thanks 🙏 to suggestions by our #PostgreSQL listeners, we have renamed Path To Citus Con!

The new #podcast name is "Talking Postgres" 👋, what do you think? ❤️

Find all past & future episodes of #TalkingPostgres here!

🎧 https://talkingpostgres.com
📺 On YouTube: https://aka.ms/TalkingPostgres-playlist

Please tell your friends, boosts appreciated!

#Postgres #community #OpenSource #database #Microsoft #PathToCitusCon

Happy DBA Appreciation Day from (a subset of) the PGDay Lowlands team!

Registration is now open, especially for you heroes (and for everyone else too): https://2024.pgday.nl #DBADay
@dba_day

Today is the #dbaday . Please share the website https://dbaday.org with your team mates and say thank you to your DBA for all the hard work in the shadows!

#database #dba #PostgreSQL #Oracle #MySQL #MariaDB #SQLServer

You do realise that George III was more constrained by parliament than #SCOTUS have just made the US President, right? We had a civil war and everything that established that a century before the declaration of independence. And Glorious Revolution a few years after that to get rid of James II.

They haven't rolled you back to 1776, but to the 1600s. You poor bastards.

EDB provides a data and AI platform leveraging #Postgres for any cloud. Ensuring high availability, security, and compliance, EDB helps enterprises modernize and scale efficiently.

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