Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

Only a handful of days remain to submit your talk proposal to PGConf.EU 2026. If you've been sitting on an idea, now is the time.
https://2026.pgconf.eu/call-for-papers/

Ed Zitron:

"LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don’t want to code, the researchers who don’t want to research, and the lawyers that don’t want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful AI is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs’ outputs tend to be people with low standards."

https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-revenge-of-the-business-idiot/
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In 1990, the high school dropout rate for Dolly Parton's hometown of Sevierville Tennessee was at 34% (Research shows that most kids make up their minds in fifth/sixth grade not to graduate). That year, all fifth and sixth graders from Sevierville were invited by Parton to attend an assembly at Dollywood. They were asked to pick a buddy, and if both students completed high school, Dolly Parton would personally hand them each a $500 check on their graduation day. As a result, the dropout rate for those classes fell to 6%, and has generally retained that average to this day. Shortly after the success of The Buddy Program, Parton learned in dealing with teachers from the school district that problems in education often begin during first grade when kids are at different developmental levels. That year The Dollywood Foundation paid the salaries for additional teachers assistants in every first grade class for the next 2 years,

Love last minute submissions?
In that case you have 10 more days to do absolutely nothing.
https://2026.pgconf.eu/call-for-papers/
#pgconfeu #valencia #postgresql

Person switches from moderate right to far left by doing absolutely NOTHING

#politics #uspol #socialist #communist #marxist #ubi #universalbasicincome #meme #memes #funny

PostgreSQL people, I hope you're planning to tune into @posetteconf (free & virtual) on 16-18 June & this new "ultimate guide" blog post should help you figure out which of the 44 #Postgres talks & 4 livestreams are for you

Lots of work happening behind the scenes by the speakers & the organizers to bring all this learning to you in this year's #PosetteConf (hard to believe this is the 5th year!)

#PostgreSQL #databases #OpenSource #conference

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/adforpostgresql/ultimate-guide-to-posette-an-event-for-postgres-2026-edition/4520246

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SPAM/116603250749392292

You gotta love this guy.

The Burnham/Brexit thing is terrarium of Labour's failure: by not confronting lies in the past, and not being willing to call them out now, they both deprive themselves of real arguments about inequality and come off as triangulating, rather than honest.

This isn't hard; e.g.: "Farage lies about who is making us poorer because dividing people that work is how those who don't escape paying their fair share. He lied then, and it's hurt us for a decade. And he's lying now to cover his tracks."

📢 CFP for talks at Community Events Day at #PGConfEU 2026 is now open!
Community events will take place on Friday, October 23 in Valencia 🇪🇸
🗓️ Submission deadline: 1 June 2026
https://2026.pgconf.eu/community-day/
#PostgreSQL #pgconfeu

The Badger Badger Badger video is in the British Film Institute's archive of significant British films. 😳 https://replay.bfi.org.uk/video/fe55f1ff-bd71-5f02-8f89-6d6829c75d0d

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them