Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social
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PostgreSQL, Linux, Java, and more. Lover of computers, electronics and Open Source. European. Lib Dem. Lead Technical Strategist nexteam.co.uk
Joined Nov 2022
@secretmission thank you very much, I'm glad you found it interesting.
Happy creating.
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Loving Chris Ellis talk at #oggcamp2026 Beautiful work!!!I treasure the elephant badge I got at the last #oggcamp
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@intrbiz oh yes you can!
@oggcamp one can cope with the YAML, just not the panto...
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Trump says he speaks 'for the UK more than Prince Harry'
What on earth are you bleating about you senile fool? You don't even speak for the majority of your own country.
Go back to your play room, the one with the golden toilet and try putting the different shape wooden blocks into the correct holes for a while.
Moron!
@bigcalm looks very yummy, enjoy.
So, PGConf.DE 2026 is over, after a quick turn around, on the train upto Manchester for @oggcamp 2026.
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Not hallucinating, not hitting a token limit. Only uncontrolled expense is coffee.
Are "#AI layoffs" coming?
@dick_turpin if the Labour party don't do something to rescue the whole situation I think they're sunk for decades.
@dick_turpin yeh indeed, he's always got an excuse as to why it's someone else fault and they should get sacked.
It's utterly pathetic given he campaigned on being whiter-than-white and was going to fix things up.
He's wasted a big majority and parliamentary time, arresting OAPs for the terrorism offence of holding up a placard.
It seems mr integrity doesn't really have any.
@dick_turpin it also feels like he running out of people to blame of it all too.
Can't wait for one of the people he's fires to turn around and stab him in the back.k
@dick_turpin either way Starmer should go. He's either lied or completely incompetent.
I struggle to buy that an FCO civil-servant would make such a decision with out being pressured in advance, or consulting via an undocumented back channel.
And then after it all blew up. You'd have thought the PM might actually go and find out the details. To which it seems he trusted 'a process'. The guy really have no political sense.
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If Zarah Sultana MP had not entered this into the public record by saying it in the House of Commons on 14 April 2026, today it would be illegal to print this in any UK media.
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@dick_turpin you mean to say if that had happened we wouldn't have had Thatcher?
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More on the UK's retrial of six already-acquitted activists from Palestine Action
They were acquitted in February following over a year in prison.
If convicted on retrial, they & 18 others will likely be sentenced as terrorists, facing long prison terms.
The jury is not allowed to know this. The UK is prohibiting crucial trial information from both the jury & the media.
https://thegrayzone.com/2026/04/12/uk-jail-palestine-action-terrorism-uk/
#UKPol #EUPol #USPol #Palestine #PalestineAction #CorruptTrial #ElbitFactory #IsraeliArms .
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‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility
https://www.thewesternedge.media/p/everyone-is-replaceable-death-rattles
A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away & prevented from giving 1st aid
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Maybe the B in JSONB stands for Beast? Boriss Mejias, @tchorix, (EDB) covers schema-design pitfalls, index strategies & TOAST tables for JSON/JSONB in PostgreSQL.
Join us for Livestream 1 to watch Boriss's talk on Tue 16 Jun https://posetteconf.com/2026/talks/json-in-postgresql-evil-data-type-or-just-needs-to-be-tamed/
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Tomorrow, the London PostgreSQL Meetup Group will be presenting “Swapping the Elephant Without Breaking the Room: Zero-downtime Major PG Upgrades in Practice” with Anton Borisov and Vlad Bokov. This is an in-person event and the waitlist has been activated!
https://www.meetup.com/london-postgresql-meetup-group/events/313848775/?eventOrigin=network_page
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PostgreSQL, Linux, Java, and more. Lover of computers, electronics and Open Source. European. Lib Dem. Lead Technical Strategist nexteam.co.uk
Joined Nov 2022
