Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

I had a talk about "performance cliffs" in #PostgreSQL (and cost-based optimizers in general) at #posetteconf yesterday. I think it went quite well, and the recording is now online, so maybe take a look. 😉

https://youtu.be/UzdAelm-QSY?feature=shared

If you're in the #UK, please ensure you're registered to #vote, and use it. I know it can feel like it doesn't make a difference, but governments don't care about people who don't vote.

For example:

Young people don't tend to vote. So student grants were dropped in favour of loans, and now we have tuition fees.

Old people do tend to vote, so we got triple-locked pensions.
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

The 42 talks 📺 in @posetteconf were so good ⭐️ & what a fun conversation w/#PostgreSQL ppl on the virtual hallway track 💬

Missed the #PosetteConf livestreams? No worries, the talks are already published! Watch the playlist 🍿 & show the speakers love 👍
#livestream #community #Postgres #database #OpenSource #Microsoft #Azure

https://aka.ms/posette-playlist

👏 BIG THANK YOU 👏 to all speakers, hosts, attendees, talk selection team, & organizing team
That's a wrap for #PosetteConf 2024 🐘
aka.ms/posette-playlist

#Postgres #database #community #livestream #OpenSource

Tune in to @vyruss's & @floord's talk during #PosetteConf Livestream 2 to learn how neurodiversity affects the way we work with others in #PostgreSQL & anywhere else 🧠
https://aka.ms/posette

#Postgres #database #community #livestream #OpenSource

Tune in to Chris Ellis’s @intrbiz talk during #PosetteConf Livestream 2 to learn how you can control those unknown unknowns with JSON Schema & CHECK constraints in #PostgreSQL 🐘
https://aka.ms/posette

#Postgres #database #community #livestream #OpenSource

🎙️ Exciting news for #OggCamp2024 attendees! 🌟 The Call for Papers for our scheduled track opens on 14th June. Don't miss your chance to contribute! 🛠️💡

📅 Mark your calendars & get ready to submit your ideas!

#CFP #OpenSource #TechConference #Manchester

Call for Papers for PostgreSQL Conference Europe 2024 is now open 🐘 https://www.postgresql.eu/events/pgconfeu2024/news/call-for-papers-for-postgresql-conference-europe-2024-is-now-open-131/

#postgresql #database #opensource #athens

Claire Giordano: Ultimate Guide to POSETTE: An Event for Postgres, 2024 edition https://www.citusdata.com/blog/2024/06/05/ultimate-guide-to-posette-2024/
#postgres #postgresql

Learn how you can control those unknown unknowns with JSON Schema & CHECK constraints in #PostgreSQL 🐘

Tune in to the talk by @intrbiz on Wed Jun 12, 2024 🗓️ at 11:00am CEST during #PosetteConf Livestream 2 📺
https://aka.ms/posette-schedule-livestream2

#Postgres #conference #community #database #JSON

Welcome CYBERTEC as a Benefactor sponsor of PGDay UK 2024 in London! https://2024.pgday.uk/sponsors/ #postgres #pgdayuk #london #opensource #database

It's time ⏰ to Save the Date for Livestream 2 of #PosetteConf on Wednesday, June 12 8:00am – 2:00pm CEST 🗓️

Would love for you to join us for these 11 amazing #PostgreSQL talks ✨
https://aka.ms/posette-ls02-cal

It's time ⏰ to Save the Date for Livestream 1 of #PosetteConf on Tuesday, June 11 8:00am – 2:00pm PDT 🗓️

Would love for you to join us for these 11 amazing #PostgreSQL talks ✨
https://aka.ms/posette-ls01-cal

We just finished recording our talk for #POSETTE 🏆 and I can't thank @floord 🌟 enough for being an awesome collaborator and communicator! It's like it's her "superpower" 🙄 (please skip using that term)! For more, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for the talk in 2 weeks' time❗

Massive props to #PosetteConf for selecting our talk and giving us the opportunity to discuss #neurodiversity and #MentalHealth in #IT and the #OpenSource and #PostgreSQL communities.

🔗 https://www.citusdata.com/posette/2024/schedule/#livestream2