Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social
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PostgreSQL, Linux, Java, and more. Lover of computers, electronics and Open Source. European. Lib Dem. Lead Technical Strategist nexteam.co.uk
Joined Nov 2022
@azonenberg @whitequark @ramsey
V7 is fairly new, standardised around 2024. They've got a bit more adoption in databases over the last year.
@whitequark I'm a big fan of using UUIDs and encoding information into them, such as tenant ids, timestamp, object type as well as a random portion.
So much more useful than a sequential big integer primary key.
The formatting is mostly irrelevant to me, just a useful standard for systems to know that it's a 16 byte id.
Even did a conference talk online for POSETTE last year about they're cool and not as bad as a lot of people think.
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Love last minute submissions?
In that case you have 10 more days to do absolutely nothing.
https://2026.pgconf.eu/call-for-papers/
#pgconfeu #valencia #postgresql
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Person switches from moderate right to far left by doing absolutely NOTHING
#politics #uspol #socialist #communist #marxist #ubi #universalbasicincome #meme #memes #funny
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PostgreSQL people, I hope you're planning to tune into @posetteconf (free & virtual) on 16-18 June & this new "ultimate guide" blog post should help you figure out which of the 44 #Postgres talks & 4 livestreams are for you
Lots of work happening behind the scenes by the speakers & the organizers to bring all this learning to you in this year's #PosetteConf (hard to believe this is the 5th year!)
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SPAM/116603250749392292
You gotta love this guy.
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The Burnham/Brexit thing is terrarium of Labour's failure: by not confronting lies in the past, and not being willing to call them out now, they both deprive themselves of real arguments about inequality and come off as triangulating, rather than honest.
This isn't hard; e.g.: "Farage lies about who is making us poorer because dividing people that work is how those who don't escape paying their fair share. He lied then, and it's hurt us for a decade. And he's lying now to cover his tracks."
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📢 CFP for talks at Community Events Day at #PGConfEU 2026 is now open!
Community events will take place on Friday, October 23 in Valencia 🇪🇸
🗓️ Submission deadline: 1 June 2026
https://2026.pgconf.eu/community-day/
#PostgreSQL #pgconfeu
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The Badger Badger Badger video is in the British Film Institute's archive of significant British films. 😳 https://replay.bfi.org.uk/video/fe55f1ff-bd71-5f02-8f89-6d6829c75d0d
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still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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why did they call them "ai datacenters" when they could have called them "slopping malls"
@dick_turpin I think Reeves would be a useless as Starmer.
At least Raynor actually stands for something and can communicate that.
@dick_turpin Starmer could always make him a Lord to speed things up, lol.
I think that demonstrates a bigger problem, a lack of any decent candidates in a party of over 400 MPs.
Not that I think there is that much talent across all the parties these days.
@dick_turpin yeh, agree, he turned out to not have enough integrity to actually stand for anything. It's impossible to know what his own position is on anything.
He made some good positive appointments early on, then nothing ever seemed to come from them.
No doubt we're going to blunder through this crisis without doing anything about the root cause again and just crank up inflation.
Part of me thinks this is happening in the open due to Labour party processes which seem unsuitable.
@dick_turpin Wish he would just do the honourable thing and resign. His lack of vision and communication ability is mostly what got us into this mess.
Let alone his inability to listen or take accountability for the consistent u-turns, resets and failings.
@jessie I'd be more than happy to do a guest session on databases / SQL tricks to make application developer's lives easier. If that is of any interest.
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the developments at gitlab feel unsettling. we have all our sources in a self hosted gitlab since a long time, and migrating to i.e. forgejo would be a big undertaking, with the tons of deeplinks from our docs into the repositories, a bunch of tricked-out CI yamls etc. and we're under a lot of pressure to ship hardware atm, so i can't pick that battle right now :/
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The quid pro quo of a Starmer leadership was that - fine - we weren't getting a storyteller or a charisma powerhouse, but we'd at least get serious, competent leadership committed to delivery. In fact we got neither.
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PostgreSQL, Linux, Java, and more. Lover of computers, electronics and Open Source. European. Lib Dem. Lead Technical Strategist nexteam.co.uk
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