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Starmer announcing a mandatory digital ID as though the mythical digital borders ever got built, or indeed even as though the last time GDS tried to build any kind of digital ID system, it didn’t get strangled in the crib by a different government department refusing to play along. He may as well have announced moon marshmallows.

Approximately 70% of all people who get cancer have eaten pickles.
Most people who have recently died in car accidents ate a pickle in the past year.
All Americans who ate pickles in 1901 have died.
Therefore, pickles obviously kill people.
(This is a post about Tylenol and autism. )

So is Starmer's latest idiotic policy, actually a way to give us all free smartphones :).

@ChrisMayLA6 I'm sure it won't be another post office scala saga of errors homelessness and suicides due to errors right...

Labour need to throw Starmer under the bus ASAP before they become as unelectable as the tories

Hmmm.... so Keir Starmer is looking to move to a universal digital ID... which I assume will effectively make owning a smartphone mandatory.

Not good news for smartphone refuseniks like me, but I knew I'd only be able to hold out so long.... but I've got a little time yet, and there's 'many a slip twixt cup & lip'

#DigitalID #politics #smartphone

h/t FT

@ChrisMayLA6 I really don't understand the enthusiasm for apps all the time.

They want ID cards? Simply issue a physical card like everyone else does.

@neil this announcement baffled me on a few levels.

The tech side of it, I see being a complete disaster, given how shit govt are at IT. I mean they can't even agree on a single signon system.

But, why does a PM with such pitiful ratings, think proposing an unpopular plan is going to help him. It's almost like he wants to sink the Labour party.

For those who haven't been following JLR in detail, key chain of events:

1) JLR outsource key IT and infosec functions to TCS, approved by 1x director and 2x NEDs on both JLR and TCS boards

2) JLR transfer staff by TUPE to TCS

3) TCS lay off transferred UK staff, including cyber risk and governance and cyber monitoring

4) record profits for a decade

5) got hacked

6) company stops functioning

7) get government to bail out their key suppliers (in progress)

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Apple asks the EU to repeal the Digital Markets Act (DMA) because it's like really hard for them to comply without giving up a lot of its monopoly and they keep getting caught out trying to circumvent it. The maker of Liquid Glass seem to have a liquid ass. france24.com/en/live-news/2025

@neil isn't the 'loan' for the small companies whom supply JLR, rather than for JLR.

Seems another instance of big businesses pushing the risk onto their smaller suppliers. Which presumably are sizeable employers in the local area.

IMHO there needs to be more responsibilities on companies to have better IT security, incident containment, response and recovery plans.

I've moved the #Rails open letter to its own GitHub org just to avoid potential backscatter abuse on my other projects. The old link will still work though.

31 signatures so far. Don't really know what to make of that 🤷

github.com/Plan-Vert/open-lett

@ChrisMayLA6 neat.

I assume it's a close up of the rear quarter, grill on the end of the window.

@ChrisMayLA6 the brushed stainless look made me assume it's a Delorean.

#Rails folks, here's an open letter asking the Rails Core to cut ties with DHH and hard fork Rails to a new project with proper governance.

You can sign with a pull request. Let's show that there's demand for this, and that the community won't appease racists.

github.com/Floppy/plan-vert-le

(boosts and cross-posts to other places are appreciated!)

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@Edent it would basically be an executable with the 'content' embedded in a data section. No different to self-extracting zip file.

There are even techniques to do multi-platform run anywhere binaries, eg: github.com/jart/cosmopolitan

Missed the news? pgEdge is now fully open source! 🐘 🎉

Our high-availability #PostgreSQL platform (incl. Spock replication engine, Snowflake sequences, and LOLOR large object replication) moved from being source-available to being open-source under the PostgreSQL license.

This means true multi-master #Postgres is now OSI-approved open source. Looking for solutions for distributed, fault tolerant, and/or HA #data management? 👀

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#OpenSource #foss #oss #technews #tech

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