Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

PGDay Lowlands is back! We can't wait to see you all at the "second best PostgreSQL conference in Europe", September 10, at TivoliVredenburg in Utrecht: https://2026.pgday.nl/

I am VERY tempted to write another long post about how the decision in the 1970s not to establish a Norway-style sovereign wealth fund in favour of simply using the oil money to prop up finances at the time, has done more damage to the UK than any other decision in history. LONG THREAD, SORRY.

We are thrilled to announce that the main stage schedule for OggCamp 2026 is now officially live.

More details here: https://www.oggcamp.org/posts/schedule/

Full main stage schedule here: https://talks.oggcamp.org/oggcamp-2026/schedule/

Mark your calendars! PGConf.EU 2026 will be held on October 20-23, 2026, in Valencia, Spain.

#pgconfeu #postgresql #database #valencia

I don't think the UK media have made nearly enough noise about the US Navy sinking an *unarmed* Iranian warship and then, in clear violation of the Geneva Conventions, leaving them to drown.

This is a heinous war crime which the media would be rightly up in arms about if any country that wasn't nominally an "ally" had done it.

https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treaties/gcii-1949/article-18/commentary/2017

#IRISDena #IranWar #WarCrimes #GenevaConventions

In my online undergraduate P5.js course, students are about to begin the module on motion and physics, including a bit of physics simulation using Matter.js. It suddenly occurred to me that I had never seen anybody put together this particular demo before, and I realized it had to be done. Messy source code at https://editor.p5js.org/isohedral/full/vJa5RiZWs.

[$] The ongoing quest for atomic buffered writes

There are many applications that need to be able to write multi-block chunks of data to disk with the assurance that the operation will either complete successfully or fail altoget [...]

https://lwn.net/Articles/1060063/ #LWN #Linux #kernel #Git #PostgreSQL #PostgreSQL #XFS #BPF #io_uring

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Just over a day until our Call for Papers closes so if you're thinking about submitting one, now is the time!

https://talks.oggcamp.org/oggcamp-2026/cfp

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

https://lyra.horse/x86css/

lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

it's vibe coded.

yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel