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Happy DBA Appreciation Day from (a subset of) the PGDay Lowlands team!

Registration is now open, especially for you heroes (and for everyone else too): 2024.pgday.nl #DBADay
@dba_day

Today is the #dbaday . Please share the website dbaday.org with your team mates and say thank you to your DBA for all the hard work in the shadows!

#database #dba #PostgreSQL #Oracle #MySQL #MariaDB #SQLServer

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You do realise that George III was more constrained by parliament than #SCOTUS have just made the US President, right? We had a civil war and everything that established that a century before the declaration of independence. And Glorious Revolution a few years after that to get rid of James II.

They haven't rolled you back to 1776, but to the 1600s. You poor bastards.

EDB provides a data and AI platform leveraging #Postgres for any cloud. Ensuring high availability, security, and compliance, EDB helps enterprises modernize and scale efficiently.

And they've joined the band of supporters for PGDay Lowlands! 2024.pgday.nl

Got a cool free culture, digital rights or open source talk?

Good news!

Our scheduled track CfP is still open and we'd love to hear from you!

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Registration for PGDay UK 2024 in - surprise: London is now open. The event takes place on Sep 11th.

A few sponsor slots are also still available.

#PostgreSQL #Conference #London #UK #UnitedKingdom

2024.pgday.uk/registration/

Our Call for Speakers is now open until July 9: 2024.pgday.nl/call-for-papers/

Get all your talk proposals in on performance tuning, administering large scale PostgreSQL installations, success (or: failure!) stories, GenAI, ... #CfP

I've missed the CFP of @postgresuk because I thought I couldn't travel but it turns out I can go to London and come back in a single day by train. Same with Amsterdam. So I've just submitted a talk proposal for the brand new @pgdaylowlands 🐘🤞🏻

If you missed the #PostgreSQL fun at @posetteconf this week, the good news is you can replay this playlist of the 4 Livestreams 🎁

So make some popcorn 🍿 & get comfortable & watch the replays 📺🐘 w/color commentary by lovely #Postgres hosts @floord @melanieplageman @jeltef @tchorix KK Ravi & Pino de Candia & me!

Enjoy! 👋 Also: Boosts appreciated 🚀 & if you like a speaker's talk, pls let them know or give their video a 👍

#livestream #OpenSource #database #PosetteConf

aka.ms/posette-livestream-play

I see nightmare stories of bosses getting upset when employees take PTO for important life events. I was at my desk at a previous job when I got a call that a family member had become suddenly ill. My boss all but shoved me out the door: "Go be with your family. Now. Leave. Take care of this and don't come back until you're ready. We'll cover everything here."

I couldn't overstate the effect this had on my loyalty to that boss and company.

I had a talk about "performance cliffs" in #PostgreSQL (and cost-based optimizers in general) at #posetteconf yesterday. I think it went quite well, and the recording is now online, so maybe take a look. 😉

youtu.be/UzdAelm-QSY?feature=s

POSETTE is now over, such a great event it was too.

But fear not, if you missed the livestreams all the talks are on Youtube.

Checkout my talk on Even JSONB In PostgreSQL Needs Schemas!

youtu.be/F6X60ln2VNc

The 42 talks 📺 in @posetteconf were so good ⭐️ & what a fun conversation w/#PostgreSQL ppl on the virtual hallway track 💬

Missed the #PosetteConf livestreams? No worries, the talks are already published! Watch the playlist 🍿 & show the speakers love 👍
#livestream #community #Postgres #database #OpenSource #Microsoft #Azure

aka.ms/posette-playlist

👏 BIG THANK YOU 👏 to all speakers, hosts, attendees, talk selection team, & organizing team
That's a wrap for #PosetteConf 2024 🐘
aka.ms/posette-playlist

#Postgres #database #community #livestream #OpenSource

Tune in to Chris Ellis’s @intrbiz talk during #PosetteConf Livestream 2 to learn how you can control those unknown unknowns with JSON Schema & CHECK constraints in #PostgreSQL 🐘
aka.ms/posette

#Postgres #database #community #livestream #OpenSource

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