Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

Approximately 70% of all people who get cancer have eaten pickles.
Most people who have recently died in car accidents ate a pickle in the past year.
All Americans who ate pickles in 1901 have died.
Therefore, pickles obviously kill people.
(This is a post about Tylenol and autism. )

@ChrisMayLA6 I'm sure it won't be another post office scala saga of errors homelessness and suicides due to errors right...

Labour need to throw Starmer under the bus ASAP before they become as unelectable as the tories

Hmmm.... so Keir Starmer is looking to move to a universal digital ID... which I assume will effectively make owning a smartphone mandatory.

Not good news for smartphone refuseniks like me, but I knew I'd only be able to hold out so long.... but I've got a little time yet, and there's 'many a slip twixt cup & lip'

#DigitalID #politics #smartphone

h/t FT

@ChrisMayLA6 I really don't understand the enthusiasm for apps all the time.

They want ID cards? Simply issue a physical card like everyone else does.

For those who haven't been following JLR in detail, key chain of events:

1) JLR outsource key IT and infosec functions to TCS, approved by 1x director and 2x NEDs on both JLR and TCS boards

2) JLR transfer staff by TUPE to TCS

3) TCS lay off transferred UK staff, including cyber risk and governance and cyber monitoring

4) record profits for a decade

5) got hacked

6) company stops functioning

7) get government to bail out their key suppliers (in progress)

Apple asks the EU to repeal the Digital Markets Act (DMA) because it's like really hard for them to comply without giving up a lot of its monopoly and they keep getting caught out trying to circumvent it. The maker of Liquid Glass seem to have a liquid ass. https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250925-apple-asks-eu-to-scrap-landmark-digital-competition-law

I've moved the #Rails open letter to its own GitHub org just to avoid potential backscatter abuse on my other projects. The old link will still work though.

31 signatures so far. Don't really know what to make of that 🤷

https://github.com/Plan-Vert/open-letter

This is fun… when Charlie Kirk met his match in Cambridge UK
https://youtu.be/9O7y50cNb7c

#Rails folks, here's an open letter asking the Rails Core to cut ties with DHH and hard fork Rails to a new project with proper governance.

You can sign with a pull request. Let's show that there's demand for this, and that the community won't appease racists.

https://github.com/Floppy/plan-vert-letter

(boosts and cross-posts to other places are appreciated!)

FOSDEM 2026: 31st January and 1st February https://fosdem.org/2026/news/2025-09-18-fosdem-2026/

Missed the news? pgEdge is now fully open source! 🐘 🎉

Our high-availability #PostgreSQL platform (incl. Spock replication engine, Snowflake sequences, and LOLOR large object replication) moved from being source-available to being open-source under the PostgreSQL license.

This means true multi-master #Postgres is now OSI-approved open source. Looking for solutions for distributed, fault tolerant, and/or HA #data management? 👀

👉 https://github.com/pgedge

#OpenSource #foss #oss #technews #tech

"In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to Mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds"...

Realeasd 55 years ago today, 18th September 1970 #BlackSabbath album, "Paranoid"

#AlbumOfTheDay #ozzyosbourne #70s #music

Brexiters now complaining about the 'small boats' immigration 'problem' have (wilfully?) forgotten that when we were in the EU this wasn't a problem because the Dublin Convention meant we had automatic returns agreements with all EU members for failed asylum seekers; which acted as the very 'deterrent' the Right are now demanding.

Brexiters are clamouring to solve a 'problem' that their actions actually created...

That said we should be acting better towards asylum seekers anyway!

#migration

One of these was arrested for breaking Section 13 of the Terrorism Act 2000

#PalestineAction

OH: "How far down the spectrum do you have to be to be browsing Molex's connector catalogue in bed at midnight?"

Arwa Mahdawi is right:

'the foreigners we should worry about are not desperate people on small boats, they’re billionaires with rocket ships'!

Elon Musk (and his fellow right wing billionaires) are a real & present danger to our democracy & the sooner our political class stop dismissing this danger (not least because some are on the payroll of the billionaire Right) & get real about joining those defending our rights, the better.

#politics

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/sep/16/british-democracy-under-threat-elon-musk

PGConf.EU 2025 https://www.postgresql.eu/events/pgconfeu2025/news/pgconfeu-2025-postgresql-conference-europe-2025-schedule-published-188/ #postgresql

Andres Freund will join us for Talking Postgres E31 to discuss "What went wrong (and what went right) with AIO" (Asynchronous I/O). Join live on September 17, 2025 @ 10:00am PT in #talkingpostgres on the Microsoft Open Source Discord.
#Open Source

RE: https://www.threads.com/@aaronw.dev/post/DN89pYcEsZA