Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

1. Today, brave brave John Edwards ran away.

To thank the UK Information Commissioner for all the fish, here are FIVE EPIC FAILURES he's made during his tenure. Or, to paraphrase his own words, the five best attempts at humor that were inappropriate.

Thread below 🧵

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0eyq7rnn22o

Macron is such a mischievous little bitch he knew exactly what he was doing. I love him.

Don't miss Boriss Mejias (@tchorix) of EDB at #PosetteConf on Livestream 1 (Tue 16 Jun) talking about "JSON in PostgreSQL - evil data type or just needs to be tamed?".

Join live to chat with Boriss in the virtual hallway track on Discord.
https://posetteconf.com

#PostgreSQL #Postgres #Database #Community #JSON #OpenSource

Starting soon at #PosetteConf Livestream 1 on Tue 16 Jun: Tomas Vondra of Microsoft presents "random_page_cost in Postgres - why the default is 4.0 and should you lower it?".

Join live to chat with Tomas in the virtual hallway track on Discord.
https://posetteconf.com

#PostgreSQL #Postgres #Database #Community #Microsoft #OpenSource #DeveloperTools

Happening soon at #PosetteConf Livestream 1 (Tue 16 Jun PDT): Chris Ellis (@intrbiz) of Nexteam on "PostgreSQL Design Patterns" for real-world patterns that simplify app architecture.

Join live to chat with Chris in the virtual hallway track on Discord.
https://posetteconf.

#PostgreSQL #Postgres #Database #Community #OpenSource #Developer

More of this please: https://www.mohkohn.co.uk/writing/html-first/

Four Palestine Action activists have been sentenced not on the basis of the convictions for criminal damage (through a jury trial) but on the basis their crime *really* was terrorism (a subsequent decision by the presiding judge).

This not only violates the sanctity of jury trials (the jury was not informed of this possibility), it also is a retrospective legal decision, essentially violating the Rule of Law.

Its a direct attack on civil liberties!

#politics #protest
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce950111xk7o

RE: https://mefi.social/@MissConstrue/116732458668556757

Modern finance is *insane*, and apparently getting even more so. This makes absolutely no sense, surely?

The London PostgreSQL Meetup Group will be hosting its next in person event 2 weeks from today! Join them at The Star of Kings on June 23rd for “Stopping Collations Going Wrong” with Andreas Karlsson and a recap of PGConf DEV with Alastair Turner and Valeria Kaplan.

https://www.meetup.com/london-postgresql-meetup-group/events/315092418/?eventOrigin=network_page

#PostgreSQL #postgres

Some politicians in the UK think it is a good idea to introduce identity verification for using VPN services.

It could be that these politicians do not understand what they are proposing. The alternative, that they do understand, would be even worse.

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UK net #migration has dropped to 171,000 for the 2025 calendar year, according to provisional data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS). This marks a nearly 50% decrease from 2024 and an 82% drop from the record peak in 2023.

Key drivers of the decline:

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The idea that the US & UK militaries are lobby that same technology that tells me “I’m absolutely right” on an almost daily basis as I point out its inability to follow instructions should be allowed to kill people’s without human oversight is nuts to me.

This is biggest technological ethical crisis of our lives.

Everyone talks about not having senior devs in the future because we’re replacing the juniors with LLMs, but nobody’s talking about losing senior devs now because people who are competent and care about the quality of their work are leaving this LLM-infested hellscape of a career path to go into carpentry, hostelry, or subsistence farming

If all the #Mamdani news seems too good to be true, it’s because politicians haven’t worked for the average person for decades and we’ve gotten so use to it a politician doing their job correctly seems completely foreign.

Only a handful of days remain to submit your talk proposal to PGConf.EU 2026. If you've been sitting on an idea, now is the time.
https://2026.pgconf.eu/call-for-papers/

Ed Zitron:

"LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don’t want to code, the researchers who don’t want to research, and the lawyers that don’t want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful AI is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs’ outputs tend to be people with low standards."

https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-revenge-of-the-business-idiot/
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