The care instructions for this scarf are topologically problematic.

I know we've all been distracted recently by old new Snobs moving to new new Snobs, but did anyone realise that old old Snobs is now a corner shop?!

Brand meeting: "Let's make our card purple, so it stands out from all the other cards in someone's wallet!"

My wallet:

Mastodon

Time for a cuppa... Earl Grey please!