I'm excited to be speaking at this years POSETTE - An Event For Postgres!

A totally online event, so no need to travel somewhere to listen to all the amazing speakers: citusdata.com/posette/2024/spe

For fuck sake, how the fuck can we still not get internationalisation right. My browser sets fucking locale headers, stop assuming that because I'm roughly in a country that you should localise the text. Like it's fucking easier to use the fucking header. Sorry, quite pissed off right now, by the idiots at LinkedIn.

Hello Prague, nice to be back. Looking forward to speaking at the Prague PostgreSQL meetup.

the upside of having ADHD is that I can complete a month's worth of work for a whole team in the space of a weekend and a couple of evenings.

the downside of having ADHD is that I keep putting myself in situations where I need to complete a month's worth of work for a whole team in the space of a weekend and a couple of evenings.

Now #PostgreSQL hacker Melih Mutlu of Microsoft is on stage at #PGDayChicago sharing his "Takeaways from Hacking on Postgres as a newcomer"

My favorite quote:

❞ I had only coded in C in CS101 in university & thought if I pass this class I will probably never code in C again"

// You were so wrong Melih!💥

#Postgres #community #developers #OpenSource #Microsoft

Agencies have figured out that "customized COTS” means "expensive custom software that you don't actually own,” so vendors have started calling it "configured COTS." The problem is that some commercial software *is* extensively configurable by customers, and it can be tough to know which is which.

Here's the test to apply: Can the software be "configured” by the customer or any vendor of their choosing? If "yes," it's legit. If "no," it's just expensive custom software that you don't own.

Happy 😁 to share the news that all of the talk selection decisions for @posetteconf (free & virtual developer event, now in its 3rd year) were emailed out last week, as promised ✅

📝 🔬 In the interest of transparency, we thought we would share a bit about the process the POSETTE talk selection team used to create the roster of #PostgreSQL talks for #PosetteConf

#Postgres #OpenSource #community #Microsoft
techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5

We're really excited to announce that PGDay UK will be back for 2024, in London on September 11th!

Call for papers is currently open until June 9th, please submit your talks.

Call for sponsors if open until we run out.

2024.pgday.uk/

@ChrisMayLA6 United utilities latest £300m profit, but paid out £400m+ in dividends.
Just think about that, they gave all the profit from peoples bills vs costs, then borrowed another £100m to give to its shareholders…
Then will ask for your bills to be put up to pay for any maintenance.
Nationalise now.

On privatisation, three decades ago, the water companies were passed to private investors debt free. Since then:

£78bn has been paid out in dividends

£64bn in debt has been taken o across the sector, and

£190bn has been spent on water infrastructure.... which given the current sewage & related crisis has been clearly inadequate!

Water firms across England want increases in bill of up to 70% in the next five years.

Like the railways, (re)nationalisation looks like the rational answer

#water

Oh & if you'd prefer to listen to this episode somewhere other than the YouTube link above, no problem, #PathToCitusCon is available on most of the #podcast platforms!

If one is missing plz let us know // in the meantime here is the Transistor link (there's a transcript too)

pathtocituscon.transistor.fm/e

@intrbiz

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Before @intrbiz joined us on the Path To Citus Con #podcast, I already knew Chris was an excellent #PostgreSQL speaker (I had just seen him speak at @nordicpgday & @pgDayParis after all)... but was he always that way?

🎙️🎧 Check out Ep14 on becoming more expert in Postgres to learn more about Chris's unusual path into #Postgres
#OpenSource #conference #community #database
youtu.be/XeXpU61dG2Q?si=-EsFNy

Excellent talk on work_mem from @dgapitts at pgconf.de. Nice to keep knowledge upto date, definitely a few things in there I didn't know about.

The English water companies have told the govt that to fix the infrastructure problems they will have to increase prices to customers.

Just worth remembering that Scottish Water – which is publicly owned – has invested nearly 35 per cent more per household in infrastructure since 2002 than the privatised English firms, charging 14 per cent less and not paying out dividends.

Conclusion ….Nationalised water works better!

#TurdReich #TorySewageParty

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Time for a cuppa... Earl Grey please!