Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

Olympic Committee confirms downhill skiing event will not be held down the NASDAQ as it's too steep

For them, it’s all there in black and white.

I've identified a way of scaling up human-level general intelligence for much less than the hundreds of billions of dollars OpenAI claim to need to spend.

It's called nursery education and free school meals. It takes about 18 years to take full effect, but if you start now it'll overtake LLMs in usefulness within 1 year.

#Eureka #California #HandsOff

As the FT points out:

'In a matter of days [Trump] has undone trusted global relationships that have taken decades to build. The task of reviving such trust, even after Trump is no longer in office, will be gargantuan — if it is possible at all'.

What will happen when a global hegemon's 'leadership' crumbles. If we are entering an interregnum, will a new hegemon emerge or multipolarity (a series of regional blocs) will become the norm.

As you will know, I think the latter!

#politics

Come see Chris Ellis (@intrbiz) talk about "Fun With UUIDs"!

#PostgreSQL #Conference #PGConfDE #Berlin

https://www.postgresql.eu/events/pgconfde2025/sessions/session/6550-fun-with-uuids/

Wanted: a patched phone operating system which instead of having permissions for apps returns them all random data, unless I have allowed them access to the real thing.

Randomly generated address books, location coordinates, WiFi network names, picture folders full of noise, battery levels that fluctuate wildly.

Fucking poison the data gathering well. Make it looks pretty realistic. My phone has enough storage and compute to create realistic looking names and telephone numbers. Let the advertisers think I'm traveling back and forth on the Orient express.

Huge news, we’re launching 6 new products today!

pgFlustered — for understanding Postgres errors
pgCustard — a monitoring and alerting service
pgBusted — repairs corruption
pgDuster — tunes autovacuum
pgRusted — convert functions to PL/Rust
pgKetchup — for replication lag issues

Overton politics

Says it all... Ben Jennings (Guardian)

#politics #poverty #benefits

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Sometimes one way to say "thank you" just isn't enough, so merci, danke *and* bedankt 🇧🇪

https://boycott-ietf127.org/

Feels quite a lot like Heathrow airport ticked the emphatically hollow resilience tickbox and convinced themselves that was all that was needed.
Oh how wrong they were.
#resilienceTheatre

1/10 🚨 The 🇬🇧UK regulator’s final report is out and it’s clear: Apple’s browser engine ban harms competition.

Forcing all iOS browsers to use WebKit hurts developers, users, and the web itself.

Change is coming. 🧵

https://open-web-advocacy.org/blog/uk-regulators-final-verdict--apples-browser-engine-ban-harms-competition/