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The idea that the US & UK militaries are lobby that same technology that tells me “I’m absolutely right” on an almost daily basis as I point out its inability to follow instructions should be allowed to kill people’s without human oversight is nuts to me.

This is biggest technological ethical crisis of our lives.

I love the collective stupidity of scheduling a T20 cricket match at Oval on a sunday when one or the major rail routes has closures and the alternative route showing up with a 5 coach train. Grrr.

Everyone talks about not having senior devs in the future because we’re replacing the juniors with LLMs, but nobody’s talking about losing senior devs now because people who are competent and care about the quality of their work are leaving this LLM-infested hellscape of a career path to go into carpentry, hostelry, or subsistence farming

If all the #Mamdani news seems too good to be true, it’s because politicians haven’t worked for the average person for decades and we’ve gotten so use to it a politician doing their job correctly seems completely foreign.

@neil have you considered running an all-day cafe called: Pun Around The Clock?

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@vbatts I just assumed they had got Gemini to design them.

To me they kinda feel a bit Windows XP.

Not that Google has great history when it comes to icons.

Ed Zitron:

"LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don’t want to code, the researchers who don’t want to research, and the lawyers that don’t want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful AI is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs’ outputs tend to be people with low standards."

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@ChrisMayLA6 yet another thing that Starmer promised action on and failed to deliver anything significant.

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In 1990, the high school dropout rate for Dolly Parton's hometown of Sevierville Tennessee was at 34% (Research shows that most kids make up their minds in fifth/sixth grade not to graduate). That year, all fifth and sixth graders from Sevierville were invited by Parton to attend an assembly at Dollywood. They were asked to pick a buddy, and if both students completed high school, Dolly Parton would personally hand them each a $500 check on their graduation day. As a result, the dropout rate for those classes fell to 6%, and has generally retained that average to this day. Shortly after the success of The Buddy Program, Parton learned in dealing with teachers from the school district that problems in education often begin during first grade when kids are at different developmental levels. That year The Dollywood Foundation paid the salaries for additional teachers assistants in every first grade class for the next 2 years,

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Valid concern in some domains for sure. I tend to keep the time buckets pretty big. There are block based approaches which remove the time related issues but still reduce issue with things like indexes.

@ramsey

Indeed, my code was generating UUIDs marked as V8. The version is just a nibble that's been standardised. And it's handy to have a standardised version number for custom generation schemes.

@becomethewaifu

Indeed I did a talk at POSETTE last year talking about encoding information into UUIDs and some of the index issues.

IMHO you can have more fun that just encoding generation time into them.

@azonenberg @whitequark @ramsey

V7 is fairly new, standardised around 2024. They've got a bit more adoption in databases over the last year.

@whitequark I'm a big fan of using UUIDs and encoding information into them, such as tenant ids, timestamp, object type as well as a random portion.

So much more useful than a sequential big integer primary key.

The formatting is mostly irrelevant to me, just a useful standard for systems to know that it's a 16 byte id.

Even did a conference talk online for POSETTE last year about they're cool and not as bad as a lot of people think.

PostgreSQL people, I hope you're planning to tune into @posetteconf (free & virtual) on 16-18 June & this new "ultimate guide" blog post should help you figure out which of the 44 #Postgres talks & 4 livestreams are for you

Lots of work happening behind the scenes by the speakers & the organizers to bring all this learning to you in this year's #PosetteConf (hard to believe this is the 5th year!)

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